Change!

Seorang suami mengantar istri dan anak lelakinya yang masih TK belanja persiapan pesta tahun baru malam ini. Karena ada perlu, sang suami pergi meninggalkan istrinya dan menyuruh mereka agar menghubungi lewat HP jika mereka udah selesai belanja.

Dua jam kemudian, sang istri udah selesai belanja dan menyuruh sang anak agar menghubungi ayahnya untuk menjemput mereka.
Sang anak menghubungi HP ayahnya.

Telpon pertama, gak diangkat. Telepon kedua diangkat cewek, ketiga keempat diangkat cewek terus.

Sang ibu merasa gusar bertanya apa sudah tersambung dengan sang ayah.

Si anak menjawab polos bahwa dia menelepon berkali-kali dan yang mengangkat adalah seorang wanita.

Sang istri murka dan segera berkeliling bersama anaknya Supermarket mencari suaminya. Tak sengaja mereka berpapasan di lift dan tanpa babibu sang istri langsung melayangkan pukulan plak plok ke wajah suaminya.

Para pengunjung nampak kasihan melihat suami lemah tersebut dan melerai mereka. Salah seorang pengunjung memohon pada sang istri agar bersabar.

Sang istri yang kalap mulai menjelaskan tentang perselingkuhan suaminya, karena tiap anaknya telepon selalu ada suara wanita dalam HPnya.

Seorang pengunjung bertanya pada anak tersebut dan sang anak membenarkan. Sang anak bilang tiap dia menelepon HP ayahnya selalu ada wanita yang menjawab “Maaf anda terhubung dengan telkomsel Veronika…”

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This is it, Here I stand
I’m the light of the world
I feel grand
And this love, I can feel
And I know, Yes for sure
It is real

And it feels as though I’ve seen your face a thousand
times
And you said you really know me, yourself
And I know that you have got addicted with you eyes
But you say you’re gonna leave it for yourself

Oh
I never heard a single word about you
Falling in love wasn’t my plan
I never thought that I would be your lover
Come on please just understand

This is it
Like I said
I’m a light of your world
run away
we can feel
This is real
Every time I’m in love yeah I feel

And I feel as though I’ve known you since a thousand
years
And you tell me that you’ve seen my face before
And you said to me that you don’t want me hanging
around
many times wanna do it here before
Oh yeah
I never heard a single word about you
Falling in love wasn’t my plan
I never thought that I would be your lover
Come on please just understand
This is it
I can feel
I’m the light of the world
This is real
feel my song
we can say
And I tell you feel that way

And it feels as though I’ve known you for a thousand
years
And you said you saw my face yourself
And you said want to go with you all the while
And I know that it’s really for myself
Oh yeah
I never heard a single word about you
Falling in love wasn’t my plan
I never thought that I would be your lover
Come on please dear understand

I never heard a single word about you
Falling in love wasn’t my plan
I never thought that I would be your lover
Come on dear please understand
Oh yeah

I never heard a single word about you
Falling in love wasn’t my plan

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